So I wanted it to be for the masses
      but it was just for one or two of us.

      I intended to give her the box with the bow
      on top but I left it at the airport.

      They say the most dangerous place to put
      your hand, germ-wise, is the seat-back pouch.

      I could stare at the manual all week
      and not know how to assemble the swing-set.

      So fidgety was how Mrs. Burnside,
      my third-grade teacher, described us.

      But look at me now. No fear of dying.
      Take that, Mrs. B. None at all.

Steve Langan
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